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What shall my new username be?
990 votes
PainInTheAssimilation
Assimilationanus
DancesWithLulz
TasteTheAssimilationRainbow
ASSimiLULZ
LulzAssimilator
DeathByLulz
DanglingMyLulzInYoFace
Assimilulzion
LulzingtonMcFluffyPants
Deviation Actions
2022 is approaching and…
| 17 votes
- Fuck it, let’s just drink bleach and be done
- Stop, drop and accept. The burned flesh smell goes away eventually
- French Revolution styled uprising with the bonus of not being French
- Set responsible goals and try to better myself like a boring asshole
- David why do you show up every 2 years like an std
- Choose your own adventure and tell me in a comment.
Least Preferred Method Of Death:
| 200 votes
- Dying in the vacuum of space and/or Black Hole
- Death by Crushing/most likely stomped on by a giant bipedal mech
- Drowning, probably from your boat sinking after running into a kraken
- Stung by 5000 bees
- Being stuck in the time loop of an Ashton Kutcher flick until you commit suicide
- Run over by a Prius driven by Justin Beiber
- Being cast in a Michael Bay film.
- Supervirus that causes massive amount of anal seepage til you die of dehydration
- Supervolcano that rains fire, pumice and Nicki Minaj wigs
- Super nuclear mega disasters that turns us all into organic goo.
Aw shit son, I have polls
| 123 votes
- No shit sherlock
- And this is what you came up with for it
- Gold star buddy
- WHo are you again
- Didn't you die
- Dicks, lots of dicks
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You didn't even do the actual name; the last letter is different. Oh, well, it's still funny.