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On the table in the fuckin break room. 

Okay, so if you've never seen this kinda thing, sometimes people set it up to where a rubber band will snap or something and scare the shit out of you and what not. Or some times people will put a fake thing under it. Or sometimes, they'll be real dicks and trap a roach under it. 

Well, I sat there for twenty minutes braving to lift the goddamned box

and I got this

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MOTHERFUCKERS. 
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:iconflamebrainer:
FlameBrainer Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Good evening ...   Infidel.
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IamHappy88888 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol :giggle:
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:iconchocolatechilla:
Chocolatechilla Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013   General Artist
Haha XD
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:iconmuniaelena:
MuniaElena Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Am I the only one who wouldn't even be tempted to pick it up??
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:iconkinamorii:
KinaMorii Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wouldn't lift it either, but I would convince other people to look.
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:iconmuniaelena:
MuniaElena Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah. If there really was an animal under it I would not want to disturb it.
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:iconcrystalitar:
Crystalitar Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
loool :p

And how has the rest of the day been?
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:iconfreakiegeekie:
FreakieGeekie Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I've done this to someone before.
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:iconladydeven:
LadyDeven Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Probably my favorite version of it, only because last time there was this giant ass house centipede under a box. :stare:
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Harmless prank, but rather disappointing; I'd hope there was a bat or something cool like that under that box.
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:iconyukaharu:
Yukaharu Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Holy crap the master of trolling got trolled!? Dude does this mean the end of the world is near? o_0
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:iconsiogaagusarrachtaigh:
better start making a list of ways to get back at them.
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:iconsammeryoshi:
Sammeryoshi Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Temptation is one of the keys for good classy Trolls.
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StrawberryR Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What you should've done is waited until everybody else was in there, then casually walked up and SMACKED THE FUCKIN' BOX FLAT WITH A HAMMER REPEATEDLY.

Then slowly lift it up and say "I love animals...."
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AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Then I'd scoop the box in a bag and whisper "Breakfast."
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StrawberryR Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pfff. Better yet, scoop it onto a plate, jam it in the employee microwave for a little bit, then hide in the corner pretending to eat something.
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courtessa-love Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
WINNING.
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:iconskylandwarrior:
SkyLandWarrior Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Never thought I'd see the day where YOU, of all people, got trolled.
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AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
I fell for it so hard. Maybe because I have this crippling, make me sob like a little pansy child, fear of Roaches and I'd have to kill a motherfucker if they did that.
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SkyLandWarrior Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student General Artist
I totally wouldn't blame you for killing if they did that. I'm not sure if I know anyone who likes roaches...
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:iconthemisplacedend:
TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Revenge time, do the same only put a opossum under there. A nice, wild, rabies ridden one.
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:iconerisama:
erisama Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle:
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:icon10outof13doctors:
10outof13doctors Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Omf yes
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:iconflyboy1918:
FlyBoy1918 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Gotta be really good to troll the master of trolls lol
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:iconassclownfish:
AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
They'll find it hilarious when they find their apron in shrinkwrap and taped.
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FlyBoy1918 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What I wouldn't give to see their reactions
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:iconassclownfish:
AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Next time, I dunk it in water, tape it and stick it in the freezer. SEE THEM FUCK WITH ME THEN.
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:iconflyboy1918:
FlyBoy1918 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then be a dick and fold it up nicely.




And hide mousetraps in the pockets or whatever
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:iconkarasunezumi:
KarasuNezumi Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
LOL
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:iconmune-san:
Mune-san Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh jeez.
did you leave a return prank?
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:iconassclownfish:
AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Deeply considered leaving a pile of shit in there, but that would have been really messy.
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:iconmune-san:
Mune-san Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
if you have a dog you can bring its poo in a bag tomorrow.
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:iconassclownfish:
AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Sadly, I do not. But I do have a boyfriend.
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:iconmune-san:
Mune-san Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That could work just fine.
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Evolicess Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Writer
lol the perfect troll
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