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Journal Entry: Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:41 PM


LISTEN UP MAGGOTS


Or not.

Purging this account was more exhilarating than I expected. Mainly because it reminds me of how badly I played and broke the game known as deviantART. Really though.

Let's look at the interesting fact that I've been on the front page more times than I can count on my hands and toes and I've received 3 daily deviations as well as seniority. All for the price of being a major dick who picks just the opportune moments to pretend to have a heart [which I don't, by the way. Not for a crowd of posers looking to reap the benefits of being a follower].

Admittedly, you're all not like that--in fact a good many of you are great people trying to improve yourselves as artists. But then there are those morons who do nothing but follow. Followers who enjoy sitting there and vacantly hoping someone notices you. They won't. Unless you're amazing beyond comprehension--but most of you aren't. Sorry, it's true. I have had countless people noting me and asking me to advertise for them or they'll sent me thumbnails of their art hoping I'll look. Most of the time I pretend I don't see them. I do. I just don't like you so I click the delete button and forget you exist. Not to be rude--well actually, to be very rude--I am just another pissant like the rest of you maggots.

I just know how to get attention. Which, many of you just tuning in missed the fun, I sure did get attention. And then, of course, I got bored. Once it gets to the point where you can write journals about taking a shit and make footer within the hour...well it gets to be... monotonous. I'm an artist, but I'm not a deviantARTist. I'm not here to compete for attention over things I take seriously. If that was the case, I'd have shown my charcoal sketchbooks.

Point is, that I keep straying away from, I came here with the goal to make deviantART a game of "how far can I go without getting banned".

Good news everybody! I can be a complete dickbag, shove it in your face, smear it around and still be here after all is said an done. [Maybe all of my "I care about you" posts and "I'm a terrible person" posts really made me seem like a troubled young person. Hm, perhaps I am troubled. Perhaps I do have mommy issues. [To which I must update and tell you I've told her to fuck off repeatedly, until it's almost become a delightful song. It's lovely. I never had any desire to rekindle. Oops.] But I'm still about as apathetic as I was when I started this account.

I'm proof that you can be utterly TALENTLESS and get attention.

I'm moving on with no chance of return and I'm going to be a giant asshole about it and leave all of my deviations in storage so you can see them "in storage" littered across people's front pages. actually, I lie, I'll be somewhere else on this site.

Building a new name, a new artstyle and maybe even a new face while I'm at it. I'll think about it anyway. I won't broadcast my new location. Because I wouldn't want the collection of you that need to drown in a pool of your own stupidity to follow me.

And if you're offended by that, baby, you're one of them.

It's been fun, but I gotta run.

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:iconmagicallycapricious:
MagicallyCapricious Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Man I remember those days

Awesome man. Awesome. Parade off into the sunset on your pink fluffy sheep.
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:iconemoemu-san:
emoemu-san Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student General Artist
It's that idiot from forever ago.
I said I'd miss you before and I meant it.
You're life-changing as all hell, you're not a dickbag and because of you I'm not a jumpy, socially inept little shit anymore.
Thanks for everything.
See you around.
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:iconcraptrap:
Craptrap Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
At least I have your stamplates on my flash drive. ;)
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:iconbananasnail:
BananaSnail Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
I will hunt you down and find and you follow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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:iconvera-san:
vera-san Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"I'm proof that you can be utterly TALENTLESS and get attention."

^I thought that's what the Kardashians were for?

All not-funny jokes aside, I'm sorry you're leaving this account, but hey, if you want to move on, that's your business. I hope I can find your art and find you eventually!
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:iconpersianalchemist:
PersianAlchemist Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Well that was a fun read. Better than drinking coffee first thing of the day. XD
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:iconmangaotakutb15:
MangaOtakuTB15 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student General Artist
"I'm proof that you can be utterly TALENTLESS and get attention."

I have seen that happen quite a lot. Sometimes I wish it wasn't a popularity contest to begin with. *shrugs* Anyways, have fun in your new location.
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:iconjustarandomidiot:
JustARandomIdiot Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It's a shame that you won't be around to continue being your asshole-ish, offensive self with this account, however, I did enjoy laughing at the sass.
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:icondnekrufi:
dnekrufi Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So true. I feel like I'm licking someone's wound in hope of the other would do the same for me. In the end I hate that kind of mine badly. So I don't want to say any soothing or comforting word for you, it shames me even more.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
That's a shame, but at least you seem to be in a better place now. It was fun while it lasted.
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:iconhedgehogian:
Hedgehogian Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I look forward to finding you again for the first time!
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:iconredroronoa:
RedRoronoa Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been following your journals for a long while lol hipster alert but I never seem to comment in any of them, hnn wonder why.
Bleh, I'll be missing yer hilarious journals and shyt, that's for sure. Either way don't stop being a funny little prick in your new account. :P
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:iconbittersweetobsession:
BittersweetObsession Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013   General Artist
i'm gonna miss dem good times,sir lulz.
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:icontruedesknight:
TrueDesknight Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student General Artist
And now everyone plays "Where's the other account?!"
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:icontheinspectre:
TheInspectre Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student General Artist
GO, LULZ, GO! :heart: We're rooting for your happiness!
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:iconmorbidlyfrozen:
MorbidlyFrozen Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Have fun, Lulz. I'm curious about this charcoal sketchbook of yours.. but good luck. :salute:
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:icontheamazingdiscworld:
TheAmazingDiscworld Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Have fun building your new self, and good luck dodging the people you hate.
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:iconelizabeth-s:
elizabeth-s Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Plot Twist: All of the people you hate and none of the people you (at the very least) don't hate find your new account.

Good luck with the new account! c:
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:iconvampire-juicebox:
Vampire-Juicebox Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Awww I'll miss you :c
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:iconsiogaagusarrachtaigh:
I'm actually kind of curious as to how many people have tried to report you just for being an ass all these years. :lol:

Lol, good luck with the new account!
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:iconjillykaren:
JillyKaren Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
Talentless?? I don't think so. All the best.
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:iconregalmoon:
RegalMoon Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot to close a bracket. This offends me. .____.

xD
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:icontheaxay:
Theaxay Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
You do you're thing man and get off the retarded site if that's what suits you.
I think making a new account with a fresh start is a good idea though, people won't know it's you and you wont be treated like a god or something. I can see how that gets old.
w/e good luck
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Zoey2070 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
Man, those journals were good times. And the worst part is dA hasn't changed at all.
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:iconmune-san:
Mune-san Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bwahahaha
I like you.
And while it saddens me that I'll probably never see you again, its okay.
Go make a new name for yourself, but before you go...
Stay offensive :D
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:iconapplepencil:
ApplePencil Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Well I always wondered when you was going to post your art ._. Since I saw you being so popular with just mere.. words.

I can't lie and say I didn't followed you for fun, because yeah, I did follow you because your post sorta made me laugh a lot lol, but I always wondered where you was going to post ART and who knows? maybe later I'll find your page and see it for god's sake :XD:
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:iconoreostoner:
oreostoner Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Wow.
To be honest, I kinda looked up to you for being a douchepuppy.
Maybe I am stupid. Hehe : o)
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"I have had countless people noting me and asking me to advertise for them..."

I've asked very good DA friends I know who have more traffic than I do to advertise commissions for me in return for gift art, but then I decided not to do that any more, not because of the supposed 'benefits' of having a niche celebrity for a friend, but of certain promises I couldn't keep in the first place ^^; Mainly due to stress from IRL. And procrastination.

And, seriously, you're NOT the only one with 'mommy' issues. I have 'daddy' issues that I'm still coming to terms with -- or rather, the-lack-of-a-father issue to be more exact :XD:

And despite your being an asshole on purpose, most of the things you have to say ring true for most of us, based on your personal experience and ours as well. It's along the lines of 'you're doing it wrong but you're doing SOMETHING that intrigues me' assholerly. The first time I watched you was due to an old stamp you made that caught my attention: you have it in storage, however, but I remember it being along the lines of not being required to 'love and honor' your parents if they happen to be total jerks. My father is an emotionless, selfish jerk, and try as I might to love him, he's incapable to love me back -- or anyone for that matter! He's eternally lost inside his fantasy head and whenever anyone invades there, he has a cow. I can't love him for that. My mother, on the other hand, I have love AND respect for, because even though Sis and Dad couldn't stand me as a younger kid with behavioral issues, Mom never gave up on me; she knew I was a smart kid and capable of empathy and intelligence that the average person wouldn't see/understand. Even if I did made her cry when a brat (later found out most of it was depression for her and me), she still loved me for who I was/am. And SHE'S in the same boat with me on Dad's grumpiness, even though she hasn't divorced him yet :roll: She just knows how to deal with an idiot like him.

Thought I'd say my last peace/piece to you before you go wandering off into the wilderness, just so you know that your loud opinions have been heard and taken into great consideration, for better or worse. Good luck on your journey; we may meet again someday, you and I, and I hope you've improved in art in the future ;)
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:iconradioactive-ink:
Radioactive-Ink Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD you're just popular because you give us all a good laugh <3
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:iconcassidypeterson:
CassidyPeterson Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist
Cheers on doing what you think is best for you. And cheers on being such a successful douchefuck. I'd be too scared of a ban to even try :lol:
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YourWaywardDestiny Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But people like (ed?) you because you were/are an asshole and could get away with it.

That's why I watched you, anyway. Am I missing something about the people here?
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:iconhikariokami:
HikariOkami Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
*salutes*
Was nice to have you, good luck out there
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:iconjaketheultimate:
jaketheultimate Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'm gonna miss you. It was fun to watch, for sure. I hope I catch you wherever you've gone, but in case I don't: Have fun and best of luck.
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:iconscythr:
Scythr Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbaibaiplz::heart:
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:icondarthsnivachu:
DarthSnivachu Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is why we love you, Lulz.

Ah well, it was fun while it lasted. Go ahead and have fun without us maggots getting in your way :lol:
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:iconschnee-fee:
Schnee-Fee Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
Much luck to you! 8D Maybe I'll find you again. Someday. Eventually. Probably never if the universe decided to be a dick to me and troll the fuck out of my existence.
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see that bit of small text you did there :XD: Yeah, it feels like as if the universe is trolling me at times, as well; no other way to explain some of the stupid shit I've experienced that I wouldn't wish on anybody...
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:iconschnee-fee:
Schnee-Fee Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
Same here. The universe is the biggest troll of all. =3=
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...And any number of Police Departments of any rural city :X
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:iconschnee-fee:
Schnee-Fee Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
...Nah, those are just subordinates.
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Still. They suck, having personal experience with them INDIRECTLY. They're like second-hand smoke in that sense.
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:iconschnee-fee:
Schnee-Fee Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
Definitely
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:iconkontonakuma:
KontonAkuma Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your humor and apathy amuses me. Maybe I'll run into some of your art if and when you do decide to make a new account.
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:iconailarii:
Ailarii Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist
I'll be honest here, I wish I knew what new account you'll have because I honestly loved your art. But, alright, maybe I'll somehow find you again.
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Naugahide Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Give 'em hell. I've just been lurking in the woodwork quietly, but damn, son, the BS you put up with is impressive and I wish you a safe flight.
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:iconkingdom0aerith1:
kingdom0aerith1 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ILY no homo
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:iconfuzzyhair:
Fuzzyhair Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013   General Artist
Hmmm.
I like your points on making sure that us artists on dA should not be "those morons who do nothing but follow. Followers who enjoy sitting there and vacantly hoping someone notices you."

I've come to some kind of realisation and maybe I should just go apeshit with my art sometime and just POST.
Hopefully we'll stumble across you sometime again on your new account but in the meantime, you should just continue chilling how you like until you feel like being a dipshit once more ;P
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:iconk-koji:
K-Koji Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
Good luck~ thanks again for the awesome journal skins :heart:
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:iconhallowedlady:
Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
Good luck and have fun!
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:iconchocolatechilla:
Chocolatechilla Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013   General Artist
Good luck c:
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