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This is how uncool you are by AssClownFish This is how uncool you are by AssClownFish
Insult commission for *SkyLandWarrior. You get the worst of insults first I'm afraid.
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:iconaurorablix:
AuroraBlix Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like the 360, so I'm just gonna stick with it. I don't exactly understand the insult, though, I'll admit right now...
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Theaxay Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
ooooohhhh damn
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Apollyon2011 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
That's the worst one almost ever. lol
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EtchedinDreams Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Writer
This is the best deviation I've seen in a long time.
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Ellodi-Fune Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
perfect :D
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EquidnaRojo Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aha! Perfect insult, if there ever was one.
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Hunter407 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This was needed to be done
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MoonDancingWolf Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I actually like the Xbox One. Everyone complains about needing internet connection but honestly, if one has a game system they most likely will have internet connection. Also, I never really play with anyone else in the room, I only play online so I usually don't have others sitting with me. AND I highly doubt they are "spying" on us. We aren't that interesting.

Nevertheless I am more interested in Nintendo, much better than Xbox One and PS4 atm in my honest opinion. I obviously don't have $399 or $499 to spend :P
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arrancar5489 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
I think the internet connection issue isn't that people don't have internet, but more that some people just don't use the internet based features. Having to check in online every time you want to play a game is ridiculous unless you're actually going to play online.

I have a Wii and a PS3 atm, and I have a good internet connection. I'm able to hook up to the internet, but I don't want to. I have never connected to the internet. I play co-op games with my sister (or our friends, when they're over) and I buy my games from the store. I don't need to go online for anything, so I don't bother.

My point is, up till now, being an online presence was a choice, and if you chose that, good for you. Buy personally, I'd rather keep my consoles internet-free.
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Kingaro666 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
LOL Ex-Box ONE PIECE of sh*t
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:icon8bitbrainstudios:
8bitbrainstudios Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Microsoft just wants your cash, not happiness!
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Verdant-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Xbox One: For when you want to watch TV on your TV!

Also, Kinect spying on your every breath.
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:iconvocol:
Vocol Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hey they said it's mandatory but did they say you can't cover it up? lol
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:iconverdant-frost:
Verdant-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
They'll probably make you verify that Kinect isn't being covered up. Regardless, it's just downright creepy.
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:iconvocol:
Vocol Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I doubt it because that would be illegal.
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:iconverdant-frost:
Verdant-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
You'd think that letting Kinect work even when the Xbox was off (so that for those who aren't witty enough to cover it up, it's basically a surveillance camera) would be illegal too. Alas, we're in an era of low-privacy...
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Vocol Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah... And if I need it on and uncovered they'd just regret spying me. I'll wear shit that'll scare them and I'll do things they wouldn't want to see but I wouldn't mind showing lol XD Or I'd point it at my cat :3
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In2umniaKillH3r Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh that's harsh and so true.
I hope the Xbox One will fail very hard just to show M$ that they can't get away easily with all this crap.
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OXXD Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student
That's just mean! I wouldn't like to be compared to that xD
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:iconsinfulfox:
SinfulFox Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMAO. That's harsh.
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Beastlygrrl Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student General Artist
DON'T DO IT
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:iconhalfandhalf-kaneki:
HalfandHalf-Kaneki Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student General Artist
This is the best thing on the Internet, everyone else can go home
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PIDKID Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know they've almost ruined the xbox with the new things they put in place but don't blame the creators of it blame game publishers they've been pushing for the registering the game crap thing they have been pushing for that sort of thing since before the reveal of the 360 also I don't mind registering my games cuz I know a lot of them are going to be good like Ryse son of rome what's a few restrictions when you know you are going to get the best performance and graphics a console has to offer since the 360 and PS3
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MechanicalCerberus Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Professional Writer
For some people, the Xbox One will be fine. But the issue isn't solely with game registry (which I understand, because gaming companies do lose money without it via used games and borrowing; but let's face it: games are expensive, and that's why people do it--but if costs were down, graphics would be awful).

There are a lot of things to think about with Xbox One--like the fact you can't play even single player if your internet is down, or if your Kinect is off your games won't work, or you have to load the game onto the hard drive and have it eat up space (games are big), among other things... hard to tell how much is rumor or not at this point, so I'm waiting to see when it comes out. Besides, I like to try out games before I buy them. If I can't borrow or rent them anymore, the risk isn't always worth it. Yeah, the company gets it's money--but I end up with a game I don't want and can't get rid of because nobody else is able to use it. I'll buy the ones I love and play them again/finish them at my own pace, it's how I do it. It becomes a waste of money a lot of people can't afford between rent and other bills (let alone when the console itself costs half a month's rent on its own).

Also, the 360 is already 3D compatible... HD... how much better are the graphics really going to get? Aside from the fact it can probably read Blu-Ray discs now?
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PIDKID Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see ya point some things they have done to it are stupid however I most likely like yourself have kept up to date with the news on it through xbox live event also like most big brand names they will release a demo or trial game for you to try out before you buy they maybe stupid but they are not morons but most games that I've seen such as Ryse Son Of Rome, Project Spark and Forza 5 demos shown to the public speak for themselves these game will be the ones that make or break the Xbox One but from what I have seen so far the games they are realising to me are worth those little restrictions especially Ryse the graphics on that are way better than any 360 game I have played. But that said they did kind of show their hand on how much faith they have in it by announcing Halo 5 that game has clearly been brought up as a lifesaver to get people to buy the Xbox One if they still want to continue playing the halo games which in itself is pretty weak if you ask me but still when I can I will get an Xbox One but I will not like most gamers will do trade my 360 in to get a cheaper price on it there are no guarantees that all 360 games will be able to be played on it just like with the original xbox and 360. No matter what they do to the Xbox franchise there will be always someone who will want to buy the next gen consoles and games I am just disappointed that the publishers are more concerned about money than appearance oh well such is life right.
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MechanicalCerberus Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Professional Writer
Oh yeah. You do make a point about the demos, forgot about those. I've heard rumors the One will not be backwards compatible with 360 games at all; but that could just be--like I said--a rumor. *shrugs* They're doing the same with Assassin's Creed 4 as they are with Halo, too.

We shall see, we shall see. I would love to be loyal, because I adore my 360 (and it is awesome); but it all depends. Hoping they'll listen a bit to their gamers in the end.
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PIDKID Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well we can only hope they do I know a lot of game design companies listen to their fans when they are making a sequel or prequel to their games only time will tell who knows the amount of bad rep I'm seeing on the web might just be noticed by them and they may make a few changes before release they've got at least what 4 and bit months to update and change anything they want about the Xbox One only one can wish hay oh well no point hoping we will just have to see for ourselves like everyone else.
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Guigonsan Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
PC gaming and some nintendo, I don't need more.
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megasean3000 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
D8 Some lines were just not meant to be crossed! D8
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:iconassclownfish:
AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
All lines are made for crossing.
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megasean3000 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
When it comes to the XBox, that's taboo D:
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NeinCat Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student General Artist
This cuts way deeper than it should. *SkyLandWarrior got it rough.
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Tamdrogynous Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
wow this is beautiful
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shade-fish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:I
hopping on the band wagon are we?
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Asparticus Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Tits and ass are my gaming consoles, and i insert my " disc" in their slots
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silver-gaze Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
kinky! :P
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The-Legend-Of-Burai Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That sounds hot. :eyes:
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Zetsu-0-Sakura Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Very kinky... :eyes:
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AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
That's what bandwagons are for, of course.
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shade-fish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:I
iv yet to see one argument on here ya know comparing the good points with the bad points, so far evryones being a negitive moron. no your not morons for disliking it, your moronss for letting people twist the words and make ou belive its bad, or becuase you refuse to look at the ya know, good parts, or better yet, the bad parts that are actly not thst bad.
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Zetsu-0-Sakura Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Tell me at least one good thing about the Xbox One, because I've yet to see anything good about it other than possible improved graphics. The console is too bunched up, and if I have to be online for it, then screw it. I'm staying with the 360. Also, type like an adult while you add it instead of a dyslexic monkey.
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bwtractors Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
1: its $100 more than the PS4 when its supposed to be an entertainment box capable of more than just games: live tv, streaming movies, more sports than what's on TV, etc
2: it has to check in online once a day. What about people with dial up or poor internet. They aren't allowed to play even single player games offline.
3: the whole convoluted game borrowing, rental, and used game system. Developers make TONS of money off new game sales. Going after used game sales just shows they're greedy and want more money. Its like buying a used car from a private seller and having to pay the manufacturer too, at a price they alone deem appropriate.
4: Microsofts online system requires you to pay just to access content. PS4 requires payment just to play online games. So the people who just play single player games and stream Netflix don't have to pay for the online service on top of the Netflix (or similar) service.
5: PS4 will be entirely backwards compatible, XboxOne will not.

Now don't get me wrong. I've been partial to the Xbox since it came out with the original console. But this whole ordeal is leaning me towards the PS4 pretty heavily.
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CODxFather Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What, PS4 isn't totally backwards compatible.
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WolvenBird Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I totally agree with you but I feel I should point this out, neither the new xbox or playstation consoles have backwards compatibility--but for some reason the Wii U does. [link] I still think it's incredibly creepy that the Xbox One gives them the possibilty of spying on you. And if your power/internet goes off, say, during a blackout, they'll make you buy everything over again. Microsoft kind of screwed themselves over on this one. xD
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bwtractors Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
One article I read said the PS4 would be backwards compatible. Might have been in the reveal video too.

As for the Xbox losing all your games in a blackout, I don't think that would happen. All the game keys are saved to your user profile in the cloud and your game saves are saved to the Xbox hard disc. Internet outages for more than one day would mean you couldnt play. I would think they would do something like Steam does for most of their games. A lot of the games have the save on the computer and save a copy in the cloud so you can play on one computer, save, and then play on a different computer right where you left off.
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shade-fish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
please, sorry for my rude moron comment, i am sorry, i ddidnt read your comment back,becuase im falling asleep here and am stressed out from arguing with assclown guy, person. and reeealy just wanna move away from this, i know, i commented, this is what i get, blah blah.
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bwtractors Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You're ok. I wasn't personally offended, I was just explaining the points as I saw them. If my post came off as offensive, or attacking in any way, I apologize. I was tired myself and wasn't thinking completely clearly.

You had asked a valid question, and I provided my input. Most people tend to get on the rage or fanboy bandwagon and make stuff up to attack the other person.
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LamiraGFX Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok, let's see...

For the Xbox one, you won't be able to play unless you are connected to Internet... (what are you doing about all the people who just want to play offline?)

Also, Microsoft will cause lots of trouble with used game.
You want to share a game with your friends? Sorry, you can do this action only once per game and it has to be with a friend who has been in your Xbox friendlist for more than 30 days... Reselling used games will be limited to Microsoft's partners and it's not for the best: Microsoft will take some of the money made and so, the reseller will make less...

Now, let's have a look at Kinect, shall we? With the Xbox one, your Kinect will always have to be connected. That means that, while paying 100$ more for your Xbox one, you will have to get yourself the Kinect, if its not coming with the console package.

This is what other consoles doesn't have....

and apart the multi media center Microsoft is planning to build, can you tell me what Xbox one will have that other consoles won't? (worth the 100$ more!)

Thank you and this time, watch your errors!
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projectsonic Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013   Writer
Kinnect will also monitor how many people are watching your XBone, namely for movie purposes. If too many people are watching they'll make you pay for the movie again. Oh, and you don't have the option of it being separate.

Just an FYI.
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ConformalSquid Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
kinect is also really easy to hack into, so anyone could be watching you through that evil little camera, no more gaming in the nude :'c
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